asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

black-boys:

Emil Terry at Select Model Management
mindofataurus:

This is important to know. As we evolve, so does our external reality.
so-personal:

everything personal♡
amazed:

I follow back everyone!